Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am: Team Will

So, the gossip sites have been buzzing all day with Perez Hilton's whiny claims that he was beat up by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas.

Apparently, Perez told Willy "You're not an artist, you're a fucking faggot." I believe this means that he began the fight. Anyway, Perez said this, fists flew, and now Perez is really sad:

Really, I have no sympathy for Perez, because we all know that I can't stand him.

My theory? He wants to be the next Rhianna, now that her shit's finally clearing. Seriously, this guy will do anything for attention. Actually, I think that the superficial writer says it best:

"After a spectacle like this you have to wonder what's next for Perez Hilton. Which is why my money's on flashing his vagina while getting out of a car. Who wants in?"

Superficial, doll, put me down for $50.