6.23.2009

I'm obsessed

Last night's episode of Jon and Kate Plus Eight brought in nearly 10.6 million viewers; almost a million more than the season premiere.

In case you missed it:

Jon spent the day with some crew installing "crooked houses" for the kids, not in the woods as he had planned, but closer to the house per Kate's demands.

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

Jon says Kate won't communicate with him, even though he tries.

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

Kate says Jon won't communicate with her, even though she tries.

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

Jon has pierced ears --?

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

They don't hate each other.

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

They're divorcing.

Everything Jon and Kate do, it's for the kids.

Sob, sob, Jon's still young and needs to be free, Kate doesn't want to be alone and a statistic.

Did I mention it's all for the kids?

Rumor has it that the show's going on hiatus until August, cuz everyone knows that it'll only take a month and a half to get over the fact that they're divorcing. And, that's all the losses that TLC is willing to take on this goldmine of a family.

Seriously, ten bucks says that Maddy's involved in a sex scandal within the next ten years, and I'll give Joel fifteen til he's hooked on coke. In fact, I have to go, I'm putting together a care package for the Gosselin children...

"One night in Paris" ... check
Rolling papers ... check
Three crack pipes ... check, check, check
All of Lindsay Lohan's movies ... check
Kim Kardashian's false eyelashes ... check
Jenna Jameson's greatest hits ... check

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